a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this last week...
paige DID NOT have 5 games this week...and we DID NOT have many, many dinners at the ball field.
i DID NOT leave my purse in my grandma's hospital room friday night. hubs DID NOT walk back up to the 6th floor, grab my purse and walk out proud with a hot, red steve madden mom bag over his shoulder.
brooke DID NOT say "this is the worst day of my life. i hate pink pants. you made me wear pink pants and then they are too small and my panties are showing."
me: "too big, brooke. your pants are too big in the waist."
b: "whatever mom. anyway, this is exactly what i'm talking about. the worst day ever. i hate pink pants that are too big or too small or whatever."
sofia DID NOT run in a small circle at b's elementary school while she was in speech saying, "i'm running. i'm running. i'm running in a circle. in a circle. i'm running in a circle."
after a game, paige DID NOT toss her ice bag in the front seat, exactly where brittany was sitting...she DID NOT hit brit smack in the face. paige DID NOT scream in embarrassment and start apologizing immediately.
sofia DID NOT go into a tizzy one morning saying "i not want orange juice. i WANT COFFEE!!!" i DO NOT know where she gets that passion...nope.
b DID NOT announce to me one morning at the bus stop while i was waiting..."go on, mom. i can do this whole bus stop waiting thing by myself. for pete's sake, i'm in kindergarten!"
jada DID NOT say, "'my friend did this thing w her hand.'
me: 'what friend?'
jk: 'she had a polka dot dress, a head and hands'
i DID NOT stop in the kindergarten pick up line to see brooke air guitaring her umbrella like a total rock star.
jada DID NOT insist on playing the quiet game in the car on the way home...she DID NOT lose every single time bc she forgot she requested we play the quiet game.