a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this week...
brooke DID NOT hook a hook tie to the back of the barbie jeep and turn it into a power speed boat on land, pulling a skate board with neighbor kids at record speed.
i DID NOT make homemade blueberry jam this weekend...it DID NOT set up {seriously}, to which i am NOT angry. we will NOT be using it for pancake blueberry syrup...not me.
paige DID NOT make the year round travel softball team...and she is NOT happy to play some ball!
when p was upset about high school, b DID NOT say, "when i went to preschool and i was scared, i was ok, because i knew god was with me."
we DID NOT take java in the car to church and on to the fam reunion...to quickly discover she is NOT car sick. java DID NOT puke 3 times on the way to church...and i DID NOT get some dramamine for the rest of the ride.
ryan DID NOT lecture brooke and jada one night before bedtime with rules about making it easy for me to put them to bed...b DID NOT respond with "aye aye captain". {penguins anyone?}
i DID NOT ask jada if daddy got her powerade....she DID NOT reply, 'yep. he's a very good man.'
jada DID NOT pick out a hair style online for me to do on saturday night...and i DID NOT do a pretty good job of twists if i do say so myself...not bad for the first time.i DID NOT flip out when i couldn't tweet for 2 stinking days!!! what in the world!!! how was i to communicate my 150 letter thoughts??
brooke DID NOT say, "java...i saw you bite the other dog's butt. you can not do that."
me and hubs DID NOT move almost 1000 pounds of sandstone this week...and we are NOT aching a little..but marveling at the awesome landscaping!!! wooo hooo ryan!
brooke and jada DID NOT playing princess. b was getting married and telling jk {her prince}, "hey, my dress is touchign the floor. it cant' touch the floor. it's pee-pensive {expensive}. don't even ruin my dress. pick it up please. and for heavens sake, don't let it touch that dirty grass. there's probably dog poop around here. eeww. and a princess can not touch dog poop." i DID NOT die laughing...and think b is NOT gonna be a bridezilla for sure!jada DID NOT find some dog poop in the yard...she DID NOT say, "that probably came from a dog". yep...i have some real brainy kids sometimes.
jada was NOT playing outside for only a few minutes when she came in and DID NOT announce, "mom, i despereately need chocolate."
we DID NOT take java in the car to church and on to the fam reunion...to quickly discover she is NOT car sick. java DID NOT puke 3 times on the way to church...and i DID NOT get some dramamine for the rest of the ride.
ryan DID NOT lecture brooke and jada one night before bedtime with rules about making it easy for me to put them to bed...b DID NOT respond with "aye aye captain". {penguins anyone?}
i DID NOT ask jada if daddy got her powerade....she DID NOT reply, 'yep. he's a very good man.'
jada DID NOT pick out a hair style online for me to do on saturday night...and i DID NOT do a pretty good job of twists if i do say so myself...not bad for the first time.i DID NOT flip out when i couldn't tweet for 2 stinking days!!! what in the world!!! how was i to communicate my 150 letter thoughts??
brooke DID NOT say, "java...i saw you bite the other dog's butt. you can not do that."
me and hubs DID NOT move almost 1000 pounds of sandstone this week...and we are NOT aching a little..but marveling at the awesome landscaping!!! wooo hooo ryan!
brooke and jada DID NOT playing princess. b was getting married and telling jk {her prince}, "hey, my dress is touchign the floor. it cant' touch the floor. it's pee-pensive {expensive}. don't even ruin my dress. pick it up please. and for heavens sake, don't let it touch that dirty grass. there's probably dog poop around here. eeww. and a princess can not touch dog poop." i DID NOT die laughing...and think b is NOT gonna be a bridezilla for sure!jada DID NOT find some dog poop in the yard...she DID NOT say, "that probably came from a dog". yep...i have some real brainy kids sometimes.
jada was NOT playing outside for only a few minutes when she came in and DID NOT announce, "mom, i despereately need chocolate."
Comments
love your Not Me posts.
Hooray (and congrats!) for the year round travel softball!
"I knew God was with me..." awwww...that is the best!
I would totally let her pull me around too!
Your blog is too cute!! BTW, we didn't (I think that's what I'm supposed to say..lol) make blueberry jam this week either... and it didn't set...yum!!
And, my boys are loving the song on your blog!!
Be blessed!
Sallie
http://www.mikeandsallie.com/sallie
{HUGS}