Monday, August 10, 2009

not me monday

a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this week...

brooke DID NOT hook a hook tie to the back of the barbie jeep and turn it into a power speed boat on land, pulling a skate board with neighbor kids at record speed.
i DID NOT make homemade blueberry jam this weekend...it DID NOT set up {seriously}, to which i am NOT angry. we will NOT be using it for pancake blueberry syrup...not me.

paige DID NOT make the year round travel softball team...and she is NOT happy to play some ball!

when p was upset about high school, b DID NOT say, "when i went to preschool and i was scared, i was ok, because i knew god was with me."

we DID NOT take java in the car to church and on to the fam reunion...to quickly discover she is NOT car sick. java DID NOT puke 3 times on the way to church...and i DID NOT get some dramamine for the rest of the ride.
ryan DID NOT lecture brooke and jada one night before bedtime with rules about making it easy for me to put them to bed...b DID NOT respond with "aye aye captain". {penguins anyone?}

i DID NOT ask jada if daddy got her powerade....she DID NOT reply, 'yep. he's a very good man.'

jada DID NOT pick out a hair style online for me to do on saturday night...and i DID NOT do a pretty good job of twists if i do say so myself...not bad for the first time.i DID NOT flip out when i couldn't tweet for 2 stinking days!!! what in the world!!! how was i to communicate my 150 letter thoughts??

brooke DID NOT say, "java...i saw you bite the other dog's butt. you can not do that."

me and hubs DID NOT move almost 1000 pounds of sandstone this week...and we are NOT aching a little..but marveling at the awesome landscaping!!! wooo hooo ryan!

brooke and jada DID NOT playing princess. b was getting married and telling jk {her prince}, "hey, my dress is touchign the floor. it cant' touch the floor. it's pee-pensive {expensive}. don't even ruin my dress. pick it up please. and for heavens sake, don't let it touch that dirty grass. there's probably dog poop around here. eeww. and a princess can not touch dog poop." i DID NOT die laughing...and think b is NOT gonna be a bridezilla for sure!jada DID NOT find some dog poop in the yard...she DID NOT say, "that probably came from a dog". yep...i have some real brainy kids sometimes.

jada was NOT playing outside for only a few minutes when she came in and DID NOT announce
, "mom, i despereately need chocolate."


11 comments:

mommytoalot said...

LOL..your kids are too funny. Thanks for making my Monday morning more cheerful...
love your Not Me posts.

Jen said...

your kids just crack me up!

He & Me + 3 said...

Oh I love me some Jada! Love that she desperately needs some chocolate. She is definitely my kindof girl. Love that B will be a bridezilla. That was HI-Larious!

Bee and Rose said...

I always love your Not Me Monday posts! Your kids are pretty resourceful! I would've totally been ready for Brooke to pull me around the neighborhood!

Hooray (and congrats!) for the year round travel softball!

"I knew God was with me..." awwww...that is the best!

Sara @ Domestically Challenged said...

Oh my! Your kids are awesome! Desperate need of chocolate..i love it!
I would totally let her pull me around too!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

OMG, I totally DO NOT love your kids!!! lol

Sallie said...

Thank for stopping by and commenting during the blog hop!! We went on vacation with family in town and I'm trying to catch up with all my comments.

Your blog is too cute!! BTW, we didn't (I think that's what I'm supposed to say..lol) make blueberry jam this week either... and it didn't set...yum!!

And, my boys are loving the song on your blog!!

Be blessed!
Sallie

http://www.mikeandsallie.com/sallie

Live.Love.Eat said...

Oh how I love your didn'ts or did nots. Either way, it's a hoot. Can't believe that first one. Ingenius and looks like fun!!!!

auntie said...

your kids are so hilarious!! wonder where they get some of those sayings...??

Kacey R. said...

Oh Brookie & Jada are so fabulous. Those two crack me up! I totally snorted severl times while reading...Thanks!

{HUGS}

Lindsay said...

Yup - pretty sure you have the funniest family on earth. seriously! You should write a book with all your "not me's" :-)