a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this week...
i DID NOT spill an entire sweet tea on the floor inside the house as i was bringing it in to drink after just one very tasty sip.
b DID not have blue chalk all over her lips and tongue. when i asked if she'd put chalk on her face, she DID NOT say "jada held my tongue out of my mouth, held me down and put chalk all over my tongue." i DID NOT put her in time out for liying, although the story was pretty good.
b DID NOT get time out for throwing a flip flop at p when she was told it was time to come in for the night. after time out, i DID NOT ask b to apologize to paige:
b: "sorry paige that i hit you in face with my shoe."
p: "that's ok but it really hurt."
b:"it was only a flip flop. it could've been worse."
me:"tell paige why you decided to throw a shoe at her."
b:" it was a flip flop." then silence.
me:"do you need to go back to time out to remember, brooke?"
b:"no, i just can't think of a good reason right now."
{{paige and i DID NOT start laughing...and almost ruin the punishment...}}
me: "brooke, now hug and kiss paige."
b:"i will hug her but i really, really don't want to kiss her. do i have to kiss her?"
me:"no, you don't have to kiss her, but please hug her and mean it."
b:"ok, i will try. sorry paige. it was only a flip flop."
i DID NOT succumb to the screaming sofie on monday night...i DID NOT put her in the car and drive her around to calm her down...something i have never done with any other child before. she DID NOT calm down less than 2 miles from home and sleep for about 6 hours.
when i asked b where the kool aid stain on her shirt came from she DID NOT say, "its blood...my stinking head exploded."
paige DID NOT graduate from 8th grade...and she is NOT a real freshman now! {are you stinking serious?}
me and the girlies DID NOT eat fast food every day this last week that hubs was gone. sad.
we DID NOT take the kids to the town "festival" on sunday after church where i DID NOT hear the big sucking sound of the money leaving my wallet. rides for toddlers were NOT $3 each and we DID NOT only ride 2 rides and leave.
head on over to mckmama's for some fab not me's...she's awesome!
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I DID NOT hang out by the little pool snapping pictures and then play in the sprinkeler with Sophie...I had to teach her how to enjoy it right?? :)
Have a great Monday!!
~K
Visiting from SITS
Hahahaha!!!!
I love kids. And I'm glad that I didn't have to deal with that one.
Oh, to be a fly on the wall in your house... :)
-Francesca
Cracking me up that girl.
$3 per ride? No way !
Thank you for the great giggles!
"It was only a flip flop"
"It's blood...my head exploded"
Priceless!