Monday, March 02, 2009

not me monday

a few things me and my fam DID NOT do this last week...

while doing our family devotion after dinner, sofie DID NOT scream and moan and cry through the entire prayer about being thankful in all things. {stinking kids}

when jada saw a bridezilla on tv smash a bday cake out of anger and jealousy, she DID NOT say "why would anyone want to do that to a beautiful birthday cake?" and talk about it for at least an hour.


jada DID NOT say, "mommy your breasts are a lot bigger than daddy's. it's a good thing you are nursing sofie and not daddy."

sofie DID NOT ingest dog food over and over in spite of me putting up the food bc the stupid dog will not eat her food from the dish, but DOES NOT continue to leave bits all over the floor for later!


sofia DID NOT walk right into the window at noodles & co thursday because she saw a bird outside...and we all DID NOT laugh hysterically.

after church, we all got into the car and DID NOT see a totally inappropriate hat in the window of the truck parked in front of us. so inappropriate, i, of course, DID NOT get out the camera to prove we saw it. {never leave the house without a camera}


me and hubs DID NOT do an improv for the HS service and totally embarrass paige beyond belief {yes} with our rendition of my teen years...you know the "but he loves me, mom".


i am NOT donating $1 for every comment i get tomorrow on my blog to neuroblastoma research in honor of tuesday whitt and cora paige mcclenahan. so you should def NOT tell your bloggy friends and you should also def NOT come back tomorrow to make me poor!

so head on over to mckmomma's to join in the fun...all the cool kids are doing it! i promise!

27 comments:

Yaya said...

That dog food is just too yummy to resist!

He And Me + 3 said...

Your house is too much fun. I would have laughed too if i saw sophia running into the window. Ok, I laughed and I wasn't even there. Too funny!

blueviolet said...

I'll bet everyone in the place laughed when she ran into the window! Poor Paige...parents can be so embarrassing! Good for you and keep it up!

Mary Teresa said...

I'm sure your husband was VERY proud that your breasts are bigger than his. Somehow I don't think that breast size is something men aspire to. =D

Happy NMM!

Jenni Jiggety said...

Jada and I both feel VERY strongly about cake-abuse!

lmt1073 said...

jada cracks me up! i love her. i hope i get the chance to meet her one day so I can give her a big hug and thank her for making me laugh!

CaraBee said...

Poor girl, running into a window. I'll bet you don't let her forget that one. :)

Mamarazzi said...

VERY funny!

your blog frog feed...interesting i have never see that. i am wondering about the pic it chose for ME though...weird.

Janelle said...

Sounds like a typical week to me! :-) Great cause, and I'm happy to be part of it!!!

Melissa@MamaMonoblogs said...

hahaha! I love the nursing comment. Thank goodness for innocent and refreshing comments, right? I also loved the "teen" picture of you and your hubby. Too cute and funny. I'm sure your daughter wasn't *that* embarassed.
The bad hat and church pic was so funny! Wish I knew what was on the bad hat!!

Meaghan said...

that pic of sofie is gorg! the pic of you and r...

MuseSwings said...

And I did NOT laugh out loud at your post and almost spill my coffee on the keyboard. And I will NOT be back tomorrow to leave a comment! Do NOT have a perfectly wonderful day with those beautiful girls of yours.

Kacey R. said...

I did NOT snicker when I saw the totally inappropriate hat and I certainly did not laugh about sweet baby girl bumping in to the window and BOY did I NOT think about how much I miss Noodles & Co. I will NOT totally help spread the word bout bankrupting you. Have I totally you lately that you rock? Well you DO!

Tabitha in Bliss said...

Your family is just way too funny! I love reading about yall it brightens my day.

I think what you're doing tomorrow is AWESOME and I will definitely ask my readers to head on over!!

3 Bay B Chicks said...

There is just too much goodness and humor crammed into this post. I am not even sure where to begin.

The HS service part may very well be my favorite. You and your husband rock. Anyone who can not only laugh at themselves, but also embarass their kid is someone I want to be friends with.

Why aren't we following you? Let's take care of that, shall we?

-Francesca

RandomWonders said...

It all just sounds like too much fun!

Donnetta said...

When the eldest chicklet was a baby, my mom had to put HER food in a bowl on the floor like the dogs so she wouldn't eat the dog food! :)

How sweet of you to do that for Tuesday & Cora Paige.

Jen said...

So can we see this improv? I really, really want too.

The Eadle Family said...

Awesome of you to donate a dollar to neuroblastoma research! I will put it on the for tuesday blog, and notify all of my bloggy friends tomorrow!

Jamie said...

Haha, NICE...i'm just imagining what that hat was saying! And funny about your daughter running into the glass and embarrassing them, hehe...we are so like that too ;-)

Chat soon,
Jamie :-)

J and J Acres said...

We had a glass door at our house when I was growing up and we always laughed at each other- everybody ran into it at one point or another!

BoufMom9 said...

no, no one would be stupod enough to have a hat like that in their truck at church! NOPE. No one! UGH!
(how funny you took a picture!)

Why do kids eat dogfood???? EWWWW!

ps I will be back tomorrow :)

Meredith said...

Ha ha ha ha ha!!! LOVE that she noticed your breast were bigger and love even MORE that she thought it was so much better that you nursed and not hubs. Seriously!! That's flat out priceless!

angie said...

I always knew you had a heart of gold!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I think my Spiderman would literally cry if he saw a cake destroyed. That boy LOVES cake! And walking into a window is totally something my Ladybug would do...and she is 13! But SUCH a blonde.

Carrie said...

hahaha

I love that pic of you & Ryan!!

And Sofie's sweater has to be from Children's Place, right?? SO CUTE!

Christie-A Work In Progress said...

Thanks for that belly laugh! I needed it!