i walk into my bedroom and see sofia pounding down this box of crackers...in my BED!!!
oh that delicious feeling of crumbs all over your back and butt while you sleep. ahhhh...relaxation!
anyway, i ask the obvious question..."what are you doing? you are in my bed!"
she says very nonchalantly, "oh my goodness, momma!! daddy ate way too many of these amazing crackers. and then he left them just sitting here in the box.
since there's not many left, now i HAVE to eat them.
wow, dad. wow."
my thoughts exactly...wow.