Monday, March 29, 2010

not me monday

a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this week...

brooke DID NOT run yelling "jada bit me!!"  when we asked what they were doing, brooke DID NOT say, "playing a fun and simple game called 'you gotta run or the bee will sting you'." i bet you can NOT guess that brooke was the bee and tried to sting jada.
sofia DID NOT turn her baby doll over in the car, butt up and spread eagle and say, "stinky yuck. baby made a nasty poo. stinky poo.  it's bad. it's bad."

brooke DID NOT go to her first softball clinic for pitching and catching on friday night with the high school varisty team, including her big sis, paige.  when ryan went to pick brooke up, he noticed the girls were all huddled up with the coach listening.  he DID NOT see brooke on the sideline by the dug out spinning in circles and singing away.

an entire gallon of freshly brewed ice tea DID NOT fall off the top shelf of the refrig (remembering i'm NOT 4'10") and spill freezing cold tea on top of my head, down my entire body and completely covering the inside of the refrig with tea as well. i DID NOT have to clean the inside of the refrig out, scrubbing off the dressing and ketchup bottles. i was NOT so angry i could scream...
brooke DID NOT discover while on a trip to costco that beef is a cow.  she DID NOT declare loud and proud, "i will never again eat mean. i can not believe that meat is an animal. i love animals. seriously, mom, why didn't you tell me?"

paige DID NOT have 4 games scheduled this week...rain canceled 2 of them.  she was NOT a rock star on the field whether she was in the dugout or on the grass.  we are NOT proud of her.

we DID NOT go to chuck e cheese for jada's birthday wish...i DID NOT lose my mind, my voice and most of my money at that place.  jada was NOT pleased as pie to have the party of her dreams.
i DID NOT get that stinking cold back again...and i am NOT tired of constantly being sick!

jada was NOT a princess prima donna for her birthday this year...she DID NOT have a specific order of events and timing for everything.  she is NOT going to be a stinking wild teenager someday.
sofia is NOT making baby crying sounds for her own little babies and saying, "mommy.  baby crying.  baby crying. needs snacks."

5 comments:

Maggi said...

Oh geez, things falling out of the fridge, argh! lol Your kids are too sweet!

chasity said...

those were sooo funny!!

bluecottonmemory said...

O.K. now tell me the truth - are they all smiling because GIRLS smile and boys don't? Now, boys bite, too (we had a discussion about that this week), but smile that beautifully? Only when I'm turning my head and set the camera down! Sigh!

So, tell me, did the tea rinse bring out any highlights in your hair? That is what really happened, right? You just wanted to try a tea rinse?

bluecottonmemory said...

O.K. now tell me the truth - are they all smiling because GIRLS smile and boys don't? Now, boys bite, too (we had a discussion about that this week), but smile that beautifully? Only when I'm turning my head and set the camera down! Sigh!

So, tell me, did the tea rinse bring out any highlights in your hair? That is what really happened, right? You just wanted to try a tea rinse?

bluecottonmemory said...

O.K. now tell me the truth - are they all smiling because GIRLS smile and boys don't? Now, boys bite, too (we had a discussion about that this week), but smile that beautifully? Only when I'm turning my head and set the camera down! Sigh!

So, tell me, did the tea rinse bring out any highlights in your hair? That is what really happened, right? You just wanted to try a tea rinse?