Monday, March 15, 2010

not me monday

a few things me and the fam DID NOT do the last  TWO weeks...

sofia DID NOT find her inner self and streak in the front yard, giggling and screaming "i nakey-pony! naked butt! naked butt!"

we DID NOT have lunch at applebee's on saturday starting with b sobbing bc of a missing DS was NOT quickly followed by jada sobbing bc we all giggle when she raised her hand and ordered her entire meal in a very sweet, adult-like fashion.

i DO NOT have the worst cold of the year...and i DO NOT feel like i want to crawl in a bed and sleep for a very long time.

paige and i DID NOT get uber excited when we saw a beacon of hope on the horizon...a new payless store open in the neighborhood.

hubs DID NOT fix the dash on the hooptie and i DO NOT have a gas gauge and a fuel gauge!!!  i DO NOT feel like i have a new car!!

jon, meg, jack, finn, and rowan are here from colorado for a visit...and we are NOT thrilled to hangout and visit!  the girls DID NOT go out on a little boutique run yesterday and found NOTHING.  i mean, how does that happen?  today, we are NOT planning a goodwill run to re-plan the shelves in the basement and use spray paint to do it!

jada DID NOT call 911 while i was at student impact...ryan was NOT in charge...jada DID NOT figure out the unlock code for his phone and then dial 911. i was NOT laughing a little knowing it was at least not me.
paige DID NOT make varsity softball her freshmen year...and that was NOT a goal of hers since last year. ryan and i are NOT very proud of her bc she works and plays hard...and her attitude is NOT a great example on and off the field!
the beach is NOT calling my flipping name right now...less than 20 days!  woooo hoooo!


Anonymous said...

Hailee has called 911 before to!

Im going to the beach in 3 weeks!!!!!!! It wont be as warm as I wish but its the beach!

Pam said...

We have NOT done the 911 call here either. Nope.

Jen said...

What is it with kids and wanting to be naked? Mine do this all the time. I don't get it either.

mommytoalot said...

OH that is a LOT of stuff you did NOT do..
JOey still streaks..he has no shame..

debi9kids said...

Sounds like a wonderful week! Enjoy your visit:)

PS How could I not laugh pictuing your sweet baby running wildly and naked in the yard ;)

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I love how Jada always looks SOOO innocent in her pics! ha ha
Congrats to Paige!

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