not me monday

a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this week:

jada DID NOT analyze our fam via sponge bob: mr crabs is hubs; i'm sandy cheeks; any baby on the show is sofia; spongebob is brooke; patrick is jada; mr crabs daughter is paige. pretty funny.

hubs was NOT gone for 6 days this week in paris...and i was NOT flipping jealous. he was NOT staying almost at the base of the eiffel tower. i am NOT bitter. really.

hubs DID NOT bring back eiffel tower gifts for the girlies...p a t-shirt, jada a gold {gaudy} necklace, brooke a red paris purse, sofia a pink stuffed eiffel tower...and me, i DID NOT get a super fab paris purse.

sofia DID NOT get meds for her icky sickies...apparently she DID NOT have an ear infection and a stint of the flu. she is NOT feeling much better.

we DID NOT get 4 snow storms this week...i DID NOT start shoveling every time and was NOT interrupted by my fab neighbor who cleared the path every single time with his truck. i was NOT uber thankful!

there is NOT less than 50 days until my feet hit the sandy beach again! wooo hooo!

jada DID NOT lose her "special treats" priviledge on friday morning right before the trip to b's class for the valentine party. it was NOT torture bc there were NOT plates of cookies and cake and a super enormous fruit juice for each child there, even the sibs. it also was NOT the best punishment bc it really made a mark.

b and jk were NOT part of p's final 5-step photography project for school where she was NOT taking movement shots of the girlies jumping on my bed. they were NOT thrilled...and DID NOT enjoy it sooo much!

hubs DID NOT get treated to entertainment one night in paris that included some dude drumming...then the exec and sales guys drumming along too. he DID NOT send along a soundbite to me...and i was totally NOT bored.

paige and i DID NOT make and eat fresh brownies saturday night while waiting for hubs to get home from paris...we DID NOT eat too much chocolate that was uber delish. hubs DID NOT come in the door and partake of the brownie goodness too!

brooke DID NOT tell her teacher {at the friday valentine party} who recently had her ACL reconstructed to "have a seat please. i'm afraid you are doing too much. you had better take a rest." her teacher DID NOT turn, laughing and tell me. i was NOT proud of her empathy...and DID NOT laugh at her humor!