Monday, December 21, 2009

not me monday

a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this week...

sofia DID NOT make "bucks" coffee for us with her tea pot after dinner. she is def NOT a girl after my own heart.
brooke DID NOT say, "wow mom, be careful when you make turns. that one just about killed my n*uts." after i DID NOT almost wreck the car, i said, "what are your n*uts?" brooke DID NOT reply, "you know, the body part next to my bottom. logan said he got hit in the n*uts at the bus stop. i think my nuts hurt."
i DID NOT try to get paige to take it, but ended up being the responsible parent and say it was "not a bad word but not a nice word."

jada DID NOT play the leapster under the couch in the office to have uninterrupted and unchallenged play time with b and s. she is NOT pretty smart to head to the lowlands for quiet time.
brooke DID NOT sneak so many sweets at the mc fam christmas party that she had to ride home with a puke pan on her lap "just in case".

i DID NOT workout like a dog again this week to keep this overweight bod reducing weight...i DID NOT got to the gym twice one day and burn 1100 calories!!! i'm NOT kinda proud of myself.

i DID NOT take my hs girls bible study and my 3 other girlies caroling to the elderly in the 20 degree snowy weather on wednesday night. we DID NOT fill many hearts with joy and recieve so much more in return by just giving. brooke DID NOT tell nana that we "went and sang to a bunch of old people at their houses and the smiled and cried and some of them even hugged us."i DID NOT take b with me to get one last gift for jada...the princess tiana doll. brooke DID NOT proceed to take jada to the exact place where i put it for safe keeping and show her. i DID NOT find both of them giggling in my closet, door closed and lights on, with excitement trying to figure out how they could play with tiana in the box.

we DID NOT have a santa sighting at mc d's this week while eating lunch. apparently, santa loves big macs and cowboy boots...

i DID NOT love driving 45 minutes to my bff's house on saturday morn to grab b after a sleep over. i DID NOT sit in silience for 29 minutes then listen to fab worship music the remainder of the time. i DID NOT enjoy the alone and quiet time. at all.
i DID NOT ask brooke if she had a hollow leg to put all the food in that she was eating. b DID NOT reply, "no mom, i just poop it right out when my body is done with it." good news, i suppose.

when i asked b in the target restroom, "b are you ok?" she DID NOT answer, "yep. just wiping my butt. oops. did i just say that out loud? sorry mom. that was pretty rude."

7 comments:

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Your kids ALWAYS crack me up!!

Eva Gallant said...

Your kids are adorable! Sounds like you had a busy week!

Just stopped by from SITS! Merry Christmas!

Jen said...

your girlies are just too cute!

Joy said...

Oh my gosh, your kids are hilarious! I think this is the funniest 'not me' I've ever read. Thanks for sharing!

Anonymous said...

It was rather interesting for me to read the blog. Thanks for it. I like such topics and anything that is connected to them. I would like to read a bit more on that blog soon.

BoufMom9 said...

LOL! giggling about the poop comment since I was just with Emma in a restaurant restroom and well, she was pooping and kept announcing it to everyone there. LOL

Heather @ Not a DIY Life said...

I am ROFL at the n*uts comment!!!!! Oh my word!! I don't know if I could have contained the laughter!!!