Monday, September 28, 2009

not me monday

a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this week...

hubs DID NOT leave me a tiffany & co "gift catalog" to look thru as he walked out the door to mexico city last week. i DID NOT hug and kiss the sweet blue catalog and look longingly at it, kinda wishing it would all come true for our 10th anniversary!
jada DID NOT say, "'i saw dog poop. i stopped and did not step in it'. i DID NOT do a little happy dance knowing i didn't have to clean up her shoes or tell her one more time to watch out for the bombs in the yard.
a neighbor shot off a big firework in the sky...sof DID NOT yells 'whoa' and points then proceeds to jibber-jabber about it for several minutes!

brooke DID NOT cut her own bangs while doing a cutting exercise at school bc she insisted on taking her hair down...apparently, some of her hair DID NOT get in the way and she DID NOT have a little hair cutting action right at her desk. she DID NOT do a decent job.
i DID NOT find a "gift" in the toilet thursday morning...i started plunging and then started gagging and then when some of "it" DID NOT pop out and hit my leg, i DID NOT start vomiting. i was NOT thanking the lord for hubs doing this most of the time and cursing indoor plumbing...blllallaahhhh!

we DID NOT get our new sectional for the basement "family room" and it is NOT fab-u-lous!

i DID NOT get my new "gadget love", my blackberry tour...super fun!
paige DID NOT have a softball tourney in pouring rain and coldness on friday night...i DID NOT get laughed at when i came in my poncho and covered the end of the night, they were NOT jealous.
paige DID NOT get nailed in the face with a softball on a bad hop...she DID NOT get 2 "shiners", lots of bruising and a lot of pain and swelling.


Karen said...

Tiffany's has to make up for surprises in the toilet. What an interesting week.

Brandy said...

Ugh. Clogged toilets are never fun. In fact they are disgusting. It's making my stomach churn just imagining it.

Kacey R. said...

I'll do the toilet if my Honey will pass on that Tiffany's catalog. That was still pretty gross though - glad you lived to tell about it. ;D



Anonymous said...

All I can say is Ewww and Awww. lol

Jen said...

poor paige!

He & Me + 3 said...

I have a few words for you. JEWELRY...YEAH!, YUCK & OUCH.

Michelle said...

Oh no.....poor Paige. I know from experience that getting hit in the face HURTS!

That is such a great picture of her playing though.

Mrs Montoya said...

OMG - my first time over and I am madly in love with all your beautiful girls. Sure hope the little blue box makes up for the um, toilet incident. OOooooohhhh! Have a great week!

kel said...

Your kids are beautiful!!

Love your blog!!!!

Frizzy said...

Poor you and poor Paige. I hope her eyes heal fast.

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Both eyes are shiners? At least she has a story to tell all about it!

Jada's hair is cute in twists. You are so very creative with her hair styles.