Monday, September 07, 2009

not me monday

a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this week...

brooke DID NOT give hubs a great big hug when she found out he bought her pop tarts per her request...she DID NOT follow it by "dad, you are the best dad EVER!"jada DID NOT touch my stomach and say 'look at mommy's big fat, but cute belly'. i have NOT killed myself with working out for the last 3 weeks...and DID NOT want to lay down and die.

brooke DID NOT howl at a dog near the park in 'dog language'. she DID NOT say 'hello. you have cute fur. you look beautiful like a princess dog', all in dog language, of course.

jada DID NOT swing in circles outside screaming, 'i'm not jacked up mommy'. I DID NOT know immediately that it was the very first sign of a much needed nap!!i DID NOT do this post so stinking late on monday night that i do NOT feel completely stupid and late...i do NOT hate being late for things!!!

jada DID NOT overflow the toilet at 6am after having a post flu-like episode. i DID NOT stay in bed while my amazing hubs cleaned up the mess on the floor and plunge the toilet. i am NOT eternally grateful for a super fab hubs!

ryan DID NOT get totally shocked installing java's invisible fence bc he DID NOT forget the neighbors also had a fence while holding the dog's collar. paige and i DID NOT almost pee ourselves laughing when he jumped 5 feet in the air when he got shocked!sofia DID NOT figure out that she could walk to the very edge of the street and put her foot right up against the line without being "in" the street. it is NOT driving me crazy that she's 20 months old and already thoroughly laughing at testing her limits...and i DO NOT laugh a little myself each time she becomes more and more independent.


Meaghan said...

oh my goodness! these were awesome! i literally kept laughing out loud!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Your kids crack me up!! And hubby too. heh heh

Sarah Eliza @ devastateboredom said...

Hehehehe oh those were good ones! Made me smile hugely. ;)