not me monday

a few things me and the fam totally DID NOT do this last week...

i DID NOT have my hs girls bible study on wednesday night...and we totally DID NOT have a great study and super fun times! at the end, the hs girlies DID NOT take turns riding down the driveway in the barbie lamborghini with b pushing them.

brooke DID NOT tell me "mom, we have to go home now...my underpants are totally not fitting and i think you can see my pee-jine-ah.

sofia DID NOT finally grow enough hair to see her curls!!!
paige DID NOT hide herself under a blanket, cell phone ready to dial and remote in hand {for a weapon, of course} when she heard someone walking down the basement steps while i was out one night visiting a friend in the hospital. it was NOT brooke, who was NOT sleep walking...and had no clue how freaked out paige was in the matter.jada DID NOT spend the night with a family friend to only freak out at 11pm and want to come home. i DID NOT tell my friend to lay her down, kiss her and tell her good night and ignore the tears bc they were from exhaustion. she DID NOT text me back and say that she was just fine once they offered her a sleeping bag to sleep in instead of the bed. who knew?

i DID NOT see b picking out the flower stems from j's pot of flowers late one night. the next morn, b DID NOT say to me, "wow mommy. my flowers are growing really well. i wonder why jada's aren't?"
stinker. she DID NOT get a lecture on the eyes on have behind my head seeing her deceitful ways!
oh, and i AM NOT in florida with 60 high school students rocking it out and having a blast...right now! so be jealous...and i'll pick up on commenting when i get back! peace!

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