Monday, May 18, 2009

not me monday

a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this week...

i DID NOT totally embarrass p when her bf was over saturday and i mentioned the word "underwear". p DID NOT word "i hate you" to me with a huge smile...and r and i DID NOT laugh hysterically all weekend about it. and no, we are NOT that childish.b DID NOT tell me that we needed to go and get a frog or two. when i asked why she DID NOT tell me that frogs eat flies and we wouldn't have to worry a bit about getting rid of them ourselves.sofie is NOT laying on my chest right now and feeling icky. she DID NOT sleep 13 hours last night and take 4 naps yesterday...and i am NOT going to call the doctor.
**update...she DID NOT just puke all over me...booo. poor thing.**

ryan DID NOT play like a little boy in the back yard last night using the blower to blow a sand bucket in the air and all around.

b DID NOT score 2 goals in soccer this week...and one of them was actually for her team!you all DID NOT support the "for tuesday" blog party and raise almost $3000 for pediatric cancer research! way to NOT help out!

p, ryan and i DID NOT go graduation dress shopping...and survive. i DID NOT lose a heartbeat when i say p in her dress...and i DID NOT feel ancient and happy all at the same time.

b's bmom, brit, DID NOT graduate from high school saturday. and we WERE NOT beaming with joy and delight for her achievements in spite of difficult times and decisions...praise god for his grace and strength!!!
brooke DID NOT tell her teacher this week that "my daddy drinks a lot of beer"...and i DID NOT die of embarrassment when the teacher told me all the while she was giggling.

jada DID NOT come outside yesterday, lips and fingers covered in cheese puff orange gook. i asked, "did you eat cheese puffs without permission?" she DID NOT respond, "i did not eat anything."
when ryan DID NOT ask "are you sure bc i see the orange on your fingers and face" she DID NOT look right in his eyes and DID NOT say, "i have not eaten a thing." she DID NOT go to her room for time out for lying...and i was NOT amazed at her stubborness...and i DID NOT giggle a little when she walked away.

i was NOT the "cool mom" and took the babies to the park and played...until the buses unloaded day care kids...we DID NOT make a grand escape quickly.

i DID NOT get this post up way late...oops.

more not me's at mck mama's place...go see!!!

11 comments:

Carrie said...

Just when I thought I was all caught up, you go and slap another post up!!

Paige looks absolutely GORGEOUS in the picture with brit! What lovely young women!!

Tabitha in Bliss said...

I love keeping up with you guys!

He And Me + 3 said...

Too cute about the soccer goals. We have made a few for the other team in our days too.:)

Frizzy said...

Sweet pictures and what an amazing family you have! Orange fingers and beer drinkers included.

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Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

You have such a beautiful family that does not get into mischief from time to time. The orange cheese puff gook....Jada has no idea that mommies have eyes in the back our heads. It would've been hard for me to not laugh.

Jaysi said...

Too cute! I love that one soccer goal was for the right team! Hee..hee...I have so been there!

Kel said...

Oh congratulations on the awesome accomplishment to b's mom! Way to go!!
~K

Muthering Heights said...

LOL, that first bit is too cute!!

Karen said...

"and one of them was actually for her team."

Bwahahaha!!!

Megan said...

Wow, so much that you did NOT do!

How funny that Paige was embarrassed by 'underwear'. Goof!

I think B's thinking is reasonable. Get frogs. No flies. Sounds good to me!

Aww, I hope Sofie feels better asap!

Boys and their toys. LOL

Hahaha! Glad to hear B scored a goal for her team. heehee

Congrats to B's birthmom!! =D

Your kids are just characters! Love them!