Tuesday, February 17, 2009

leaps and bounds

interview with brooke:

me: "how old are you"
b: "5. i'm 5 years old."


me: "do you have a boyfriend"
b: "aiden. he loves me. he loves me because i'm his girlfriend."

me: "what does aiden love about you?"
b: "he likes me to play with him outside. yesterday we played hide and seek in the middle circle. if our house catches on fire, i hope my dog doesn't get hurt."
me: "the fireman will help the dog."


me: "what's your favorite thing about mommy?"
b: "let me think. i like my dog and my mom because they are super underwear"
{i have no idea what that means, but she's laughing hysterically, so it must be a great inside joke}

me: "what's your favorite food mommy fixes"
b: "pizza. i mean not pizza. um, watermelon. mom, can i just text something for you?"


me: "why do you love puppies so much?"
b: "because they are cute and cuddly and the look like a furry ball. and some of them look like a fun hot dog. mom, can i type my name now?"

me: "yes. type your name."
b:"brooke" {she realy did type that}

b: "I want to answer "what does mommy like to eat?" and the answer is pancakes with syrup, a fork and a knife. you flip the pancakes so it won't get burned up. you eat with your mouth, to your tonsils and into your small intestines and then you poop it out. it doesn't go thru your **. you poop it out. hey mom, can i text something again for you?"
well, here ends another "interview with my children"...insightful, maybe not. but darn right interesting.

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29 comments:

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

Hmmm, does mommy text much? Or is just really into that Leapster? My kids loved the leapster so much....until I introduced them to the Nintendo DS. Bad mommy, bad!

She sounds pretty adorable! :)

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Oh, I love this! What a great idea. She is too cute!

Rebecca Jo said...

That is hilarous....glad to see the whole digestion system is already understood - lol!

Kel said...

so cute...:)
~K

Alexandria said...

lol the interview made me giggle :D

Karen said...

You really are super underwear. All moms are. I think.

lmt1073 said...

Yep, just like underwear, that is super!

Kristin said...

So cute. I am scared to interview my kids. Sometimes I don't want to know what they are thinking.

Jen said...

What!?! She has a boyfriend! Hayden is going to be so crushed.
:(

Tabitha in Bliss said...

This made me smile brightly!!!

PamperingBeki said...

haha! What a cutie!

Carrie said...

What a silly girl! Kids and their fascination with poop. It always makes me giggle!

Briony said...

hahah how fun!

Stesha said...

Your interviews are the best!

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha

Karen said...

Oh the insights of a five year old. The things we learn from them.

I wish everything to do with underwear was still funny to me.

Heather said...

I'd love to do this with my three-year old and I'm pretty sure I could ask her questions in a way that would make me look like a rock star. She can be very agreeable when she gets some one-on-one time with her mommy.

I love your blog layout it's so cute!

Meaghan said...

no worries we all poop

Michelle said...

What a little silly. :)

Meredith said...

Love it!! Love that she thinks your super underwear!

He And Me + 3 said...

Yep those answers sound about right for a 5 year old. It's always fun reeling them back in after they have gotten off subject. Too cute!

RandomWonders said...

My little one always wants to type her name too! Too cute! I'm enjoying your interviews! :)

Lorina said...

Very cute!

BTW.. I love coming to your blog, I love this song!!

tara @ kidz said...

Loved this. Children never cease to amaze me! Where do they come up with the things they say?!?

jenn said...

Too funny. Kids are great.

Yaya said...

I love kids! ;)

LenaLoo said...

Super Cute! Can't wait till I have kids to interview!

Megan said...

Oh man! She is hilarious! *snicker*

Keri said...

Kids, I love them! She's a crack up! So true and honest, you gotta appreciate that. This was a fantastic interview!

Wifey Dessert said...

that is too funny!!! :)