kids and, well, roids

now, i have only birthed two of my children from my body...but i'm telling you i have a serious 'roid problem. never had this problem in pregnancy...or delivery {hello c-sections}.

but there's a serious 'roid that is not going away. any suggestions??

it started out with a little sadness...and lack of attention.
i tried creams and gels but it just made ms. 'roid more angry...
i ignored the 'roid and refuse to notice the 'roid when it was acting up in hopes of it changing it's 'roid ways...
but, alas, the 'roid is getting bigger and more needy and angrier...i need some 'roid care.
she's a preemie, so she's so small and her head hits my 4'10" butt exactly. it can't be a nice place. why oh why is it necessary to be in my butt like a 'roid??
{ok, so she's normally up my butt, so no snide comments...but seriously, how can i shoot that?}

she is the cutest 'roid i've ever seen though. i'll keep her.
{for the record, she's awesome and i love her...and i'm so thankful for her}