reindeer and elf spotted...and not me monday

i DID NOT get all fuzzy and warm and even giggle when i say these north pole helpers come home from school in their garb.

i DID NOT laugh a little out loud when hubs car was covered in ice and he had to scrape it bc he hasn't cleaned up the garage to park his car inside.

i DID NOT get a note from jk's school saying i had to bake "home made cookies" for her christmas party. i also DID NOT make slice and bake peanut butter cookies and plop a hershey kiss on top and call them "home made".

when brooke asked how santa sees and hears everything, i DID NOT cock my head like a puppy dog staring at a treat and say, "how do you think he does?"

i DID NOT lay down for a short nap when my parents came over and sleep almost 3 hours!

when sofia kept putting everything in her mouth and her mouth on everything, i DID NOT laugh when b suggested putting tape on her lips so she can't open her mouth.

i DID NOT feed my kids popcorn for dinner after the fam christmas party. we ate so much and so long that we weren't hungry...but i still would never just feed them popcorn. nope. wouldn't do it!

i DID NOT get all warm and fuzzy inside when i saw the note paige left me on friday morning on the counter. i DID NOT get a little proud peak thinking that she is so thoughtful and honest and concerned...and then i DID NOT pray and thank the Lord for such a wonderful daughter.

i DID NOT laugh my butt off at ryan and our friend, johny, when they were talking and feeding sofie together like a little couple. (maybe you had to be there, but it was hysterical)

i DID NOT feel a loss when we were at our family christmas party and for the first time my grandpa {pop} was not.

you know the drill...click the button...all the cool kids are def doing it!