Monday, September 14, 2009

not me monday

a few things that me and the fam DID NOT do this week...

me and hubs are NOT at a condo on the beach for the week! we DID NOT leave the kiddos at home with our 'rents and we are NOT having a total blast, in spite of the fact that we do NOT miss our kiddos.
sofia DID NOT learn "shut up" from my momma hollering at java to stop barking.

i DID NOT laugh my butt off at my hubs when he totally lost the keys the the condo while boogie boarding in the ocean...just because i was on the beach and there's nothing really that upsets me at the beach.

when we were locked out, we DID NOT go into time warp while we realized that we did not have cell phones, computers or money...

ryan and i DID NOT make a trip to wal mart at 1am...why you may ask. well, because i'm an idiot...and did NOT know we needed sheets and towels until we DID NOT peel back the comforter. i DID NOT whine and refuse to wait until the morning for sheets...and i DID NOT get all high maintenance. oops.
ryan DID NOT boast about getting a reduced golf package because he was "so good"...when i asked if he paid anything to join the tee time club, he smiled smugly and said, "only a little, like $20. but i saved $12." so i am NOT laughing my butt off at him. apparently i DO NOT need vision and foresight to see the benefit.

i am NOT having a total blast at the beach and can not wait to be every second i can on the beach...


6 comments:

Lindsay said...

Ohhhhhhhh - enjoy your time sans kiddos!! Seriously - your 'rents are welcome here ANYDAY! ;-)

Over-Caffeinated X 4 said...

And I DO NOT wish I was there with you.... NOPE!

Karen said...

What a wonderful get-away! Enjoy yourself immensely, and then again for me.

Jen said...

I hope that you guys have a FABULOUS time!

Michelle said...

Lucky....I couldn't get past the fact that you are alone for a week with your hubby. :)

Susie from Bienvenue said...

Girl you are too funny! I love to read Not Me Mondays~ Enjoy your stay!