Monday, June 15, 2009

not me monday

a few things me and the fam DID NOT do this week...

jada DID NOT start yelling one morning, "everyone is walking around!" which ryan and immediately jumped in and said, "i love lamp"...

when i told b that is was nap time, she DID NOT say "i am definitely not taking a nap today mom. naps are not cool."

at b's soccer game, there was NOT a "little miss sunshine" look alike on the field...pony tail, high and tight shorts, glasses...and i DID NOT immediately text paige, bc what kind of mother would want to remember the name of her character instead of watching a 5 year old (for pete's sake) play soccer? oh yes, that was NOT me.

{WARNING: this is girlie info...}i DID NOT have the world worst and
longest visit from aunt flo which conveniently started on thursday right before the weeke
nd...and i DID NOT text 2 of my friends to tell them i had an unexpected which i DID NOT receive a a text that said, "who is this? why am i getting this text?"...
to which i DID NOT flip out when i realized i had totally messed up the number for my friend and told a stranger, aunt flo was in town. i was NOT embarrassed...and DID NOT delete the text or reply.

i DID NOT sneeze so hard this weekend that i peed my pants. nope.
i'm a 40 year old woman...i NEVER pee myself. {insert "whatever" here}

i DID NOT leave my little miss sofie for the first time...and for 3 nights...this weekend. i DID NOT almost cry at one point thinking about it...
and when i walked back inthe door, sofie DID NOT come running and giggling as hard as she could. and that def DID NOT make me fill with joy and love.

ryan DID NOT bring up my girlie pies to visit me as a surprise this weekend...he DID NOT drive 3 hours, combined, to visit for an hour bc he knew it would rock their world...and mine!

when i introduced brooke to a friend this weekend, i said she was 6 years which b DID NOT reply, "i am only 5, for pete's sake" and roll her eyes.

i DID NOT spend 3 days with 75 high school students, get like 6 hours of sleep, eat super food, make awesome new friends and see christ move in and change lives...again! praise god.

so, i have to be honest, with all the lack of sleep and lack of kid time, i don't even have time, or ability this week to think i may just have to do a NOT ME tuesday too...

for now, head to mck mama's, the mother of NOT ME's


mommytoalot said... the Aunt flo story..lmao

Anonymous said...

I would have died laughing had I texted to the wrong person! I'm glad hubby got the girls to you. I'm sure he deserves extra kisses and hugs for that. :)

Pam said...

love your not me's!! i think you should have called 911 for the lack of coffee beans after that weekend!! :) i considered if for lack of filters recently!! :) love it!

Foursons said...

ROFLMAO to the Aunt Flo story! HA!

Emma said...

Loved the text mix-up story! Too funny!! :) BTW, thanks for the comment on my blog.

Mandy said...

Sounds like you had a great weekend. I just received an odd text a few minutes ago, funny! Don't think it was meant for me so I deleted it.

Loved the pic of Jada!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I can't help laughing at your random texts to strangers and your peeing your pants! I would NEVER do either of those things. Ha ha ha!
My kids are with their dad this week so I totally identify with you missing your baby! =(

Megan said...

OMGosh!! Hahaha!! Love that you texted a stranger about AF!

"I'm only 5, for pete's sake" Hilarious! Hahaha!

That was very sweet of your hubby to bring the kidlets up to see you!