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not me monday

just the usual things i/we in this crazy fam DID NOT do this week...

jada DID NOT say to her preschool teacher "my butt is still cracking up because i can't keep my pants up" right after she mooned the entire preschool drop off line and then giggled and shimmied it up to the door.

i DID NOT enroll my paige in high school classes because she is def NOT old enough...and neither am i!
sofie DID NOT eat dog food that i had to cleanse out of her mouth...to not only proceed to find a dead leaf on a shoe that was even more tasty.


i DID NOT set an alarm to take a nap and then reset the time to wake up 4 times because i DID NOT want just a few more winks.

hubs DID NOT go to the drug store to get a few things we needed bc of a sale and to get madagascar 2 for $4 to only discover that he was in fact at the wrong drug store across the street...where he had to go and get the stinking $4 movie next!


jada DID NOT look at me and hubs before school one day and say "i am just SSSOOOO beautiful." hubs DID NOT give her a little reassurance and then say, "you should probably not say that about yourself too much. that's called arrogance." to which jada DID NOT reply, "but it's all true."


hubs and i DID NOT go on a date on sunday night...and we DID NOT a fab seafood dinner and then DID NOT go see a super fun movie. my hubs is def NOT hot.

i know you wanna join in the fun...or at least see what others HAVE NOT done this week, so head on over to mckmomma's for a look/see.

Comments

lmt1073 said…
she mooned the preschool class??? okay, i know we aren't supposed to laugh at stuff like this, but come on, that's hilarious!!!
Hccm said…
I agree that was to funny that she mooned her class!

Don't feel bad about the dog food or leaf, when I was little I drank toilet water.

Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
Mandy said…
That Jada! What a hoot, a beautiful one at that! Her comment made me smile.
3 Bay B Chicks said…
I always love checking out the wonderful pictures of your family and reading your NMM's. Makes me realize that am really not alone in the world...like, setting the alarm and then resetting it again and again for fear of oversleeping. Too funny!

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Kacey said…
What is it with these little ones in our life and dog food? SERIOUSLY! Looks like a fun week...and high school? Oi Vey! I'm saying a prayer for you right now girlfriend! LOL
Anonymous said…
I can't stop laughing at the mooning part! Hilarious!! Jada is simply adorable! My Jo also enrolled for high school last week and I'm still sitting here going "how did this happen?"

I'm glad you did NOT have a splendid weekend! *Hugs*
Pam said…
that jada! it's all true! Gotta lovem'
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Michelle said…
"It's all true" LOL That cracked me up! Sounds like you and hubs didn't have a good time on your non-date - bummer! LOL
Jada is soo funny! I loved everything you wrote about her this week!
E @ Scottsville said…
Well, at least she's right and she actually IS beautiful. Sounds like something my "Riley" would say. Girls are a hoot! ha ha ha

=0)

Enjoyed your Not Me's!

E
brionyskerjance said…
that is the most awesomeness thing i've ever heard!
Karen said…
OMGosh, that was so cute. I adore your kids. They are just so cute.
Live.Love.Eat said…
Hah, I love this song by Jack Johnson along with your Not Me and Did Nots. The soooo beautiful one is hilarious! She's right though.
Anonymous said…
Haaaaaaaaahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!
Jen said…
Oh Jada, how awesome are you? So So So awesome indeed.
Meredith said…
Ha, ha, ha!! Love your kiddos!! Glad you and hubs got a date. Always so fun!
He & Me + 3 said…
"my butt is cracking up" "but it's all true" Jada girl is cracking me up. She is hysterical. Love your list this week!
Carrie said…
Oh man, Jada is one seriously funny girl!

p.s. Midget grabs a handful of dog food and shoves it in whenever I'm not looking! terd...

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