Monday, December 15, 2008

not me monday

it's that time again...
a few things i totally DID NOT do this week:

i did NOT sit in the parking lot using my finger to scrap out every last little bit of that sweet, white sugary icing out of b's cinnamon bun icing cup.

i did NOT have dinner with my college roomie and eat tons of chinese...and while trying to get away from the house and fam for a bit, spend the entire time talking about our kids and hubs and how great they are.

i did NOT get a sausage biscuit on tuesday morn that was missing the sausage!  what?!  hello?!

i did NOT go early to pick up paige from basketball to have alone and quiet time to sit and pray because when i'm at home there's always so many things to do and so many distractions.

i did NOT get all happy inside watching my kids, parents, brother and niece at disney on ice all together.

i did NOT give a homeless man $5 to get some food.

i did NOT get a call from hubs when i was about 20 steps into target that brooke just puked in the car and to come back out.  i also DID NOT pull up my shirt over my nose all the way home to not puke myself.  eeeewwwww.

i did NOT tell brooke that when pooping, her butt should not dip into the water!  brooke also DID NOT tell me that the poop is quiet that way.


ok...a linky here for my friend bloggedy blog blog who took the RAK GNO challenge and is passing along a little kindness to folks...and wants you to do the same!  go check her out...please!  

38 comments:

Lori said...

great pics... and that last not me made me laugh... quiet poop!

He And Me + 3 said...

That is so funny about the poop. My girls let their butts touch too. YUCK. But I think they do have a point. LOL

Pam said...

Good ones!! I have a sick one today too... headed to the dr... uhg... too funny about the quiet poo!! Loving the photos!!

Cammie said...

you did NOT have a busy week at all...love the pics

Live.Love.Eat said...

Hah. Funny not me's. I am NOT laughing. And that last pic, wow!!!!

Discursivelyhappy said...

Sounds like you had a delicious weekend! :-)

kalea_kane said...

Loved your list! The story with Brooke cracked me up. I also have had a weird foody thing like the sausage biscuit. My son and I once bought a cheeseburger happy meal at McD's and a two cheeseburger meal. When we took them home, he complained of no burger in his cheeseburger. I told him it was okay because he could have one of mine only to discover I had no burger in either of my cheeseburgers. Drive thrus suck.

Happy Monday!

Lorina said...

Haha.. great week! I love your pictures...

Andrea said...

lol At least I'm not the only one! Love your blog--it's adorable!

Rebekah said...

snicker snicker* I love the poop comments

Kelly said...

The last picture is adorable!! I forget how I found you, but I LOVE your layout! So cute!! I hope you have a fantabulous week!!

Penz said...

Cute pics of the kiddies. I like the Not thing...I'll have to try it. Have a good day love.

Honey Mommy said...

I was cracking up at the poop story. Hehe!

Good for you for giving the homeless man some money. So many of us would probably just walk by and pretend not to see him!

Aimee said...

I like the quite poop, unbelievable what they will come up with. BTW can i just NOT say GORGEOUS family...seriously!

Kimmy said...

Very cute!! I agree though also...ewwwww about the puke. Not so cute. lol

Love the pics!!!

Jen said...

too funny. I hope that Brooke is feeling better. Thanks for the laugh :)

Meredith said...

The one about Brooke pooping quietly in the toilet is priceless!! Those kids... they're so smart!

ASHLEY said...

SO FUNNY!!!!THE PICTURES WERE SO CUTE!!!

Meaghan said...

the pooooop! only brooke, i swear!

justlori2day said...

Thank you for the stop by! I felt like such a lame Not Me'er because somehow I linked the wrong week to MckMama's blog!

Oh well...

So I usually pause, or mute peoples auto play music, I cant concentrate when music comes from my computer - call it old age... Or just lack of concentration!

Anyway, I had to listen to Its a Marshmellow World twice, because for 5 years now I have been hearing it at school concerts and NEVER heard all of the words - sung correctly that is!

Hope the pukes go away soon!

Rebecca Jo said...

I really DO NOT use my fingers when it comes to icing... I just go for it by licking the icing out of the container... YUM!

Zen Ventures said...

I think the quiet poop is the winner! I like my poop silent too! ha!- but maybe not the dipping part.

kalei said...

Thanks so much for the mention, I just saw it. I really appreciate it. So far I have two donations, and about 8 entries for the raffle. I hope you win! Thanks again for the mention.

kalei said...

Btw: Brooke is hilarious....Kids say the funniest things!.. but they are so honest too! I love it!

Karen said...

I'd never thought about the finer logistics of pooping underwater before. She probably has a very valid point there.

Melissa, Multi-Tasking Mama said...

I enjoyed your list and thanks for stopping by my blog! We are in the beginning stages of adoption so it was nice to see your kids- I'll be back! Happy Monday!

Kel said...

OMG - poop is quiet...hahaha, I'm seriously rolling on the floor here! Sounds like you did a lot of 'not doing' this past week...

Hope this week is just as good!
~K

Columbia Lily said...

ok, that last one is freaking awesome!!!

Jennifer said...

There is nothing better than quiet poop! Ha!

Jenni Jiggety said...

I am LOL at the quiet poop! Bahahahahahaha!

Also it should be illegal to serve someone a sausage and egg sammy without the sausage!

McCrakensx4 said...

Thanks for blogging by! You have a BEAUTIFUL fam! Love your list, especially the puking in the car. My youngest did that once, and my oh my! Whew! Have a great week :)

HeatherY said...

Loud poop can be a bit embarrassing. lol!

ella said...

Aah. the "quiet poop" seems to have struck a chord with your readers and perhaps the world? Maybe it is time for the first underwater toilet system?? Similiar to the European bidet? You never know.

Carrie said...

I once ordered a taco at Taco Bell and it was just a shell with lettuce and cheese.

I went back through the drive-through and told them over the speaker (midget was sleeping) and the girl didn't believe me. She asked me three times and not in a very nice way. I told her she could have the meatless taco back as long as I could get a non-vegetarian taco.

When I got up to the window, she looked in the shell and said, "Yep, they forgot the meat." Uh DUH! I just told you that you nincompoop!

Speaking of poop, that's pretty fricken funny...

tara @ kidz said...

LOL. That is sooo funny. And those photos are amazing!

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

love these - the things we do for our kids!!

Lindsay said...

LOVE the poop story - LOL. Aren't kids just so clever?! Tell her to drop a square of TP in before she goes...a little trick of the trade. :-)

LenaLoo said...

Loling right now... I did NOT tell my husband to pick up a bag of chicken nuggets and tater tots while he's at the store because I have too much to do tonight to make something real (and I don't have kids as an excuse for no time either)!